@kuchipatchi
"This summer break party is ass, but a couple of guys decided to spice things up and throw you into the closet with this manic pixie disaster"
"Like omg the new hire is SUCH a creep! What the hell is up with him?! He stands too close and is SO slow at making drinks at The Nook. So what if it's his first week! Why isn't he getting it!!"
"How embarrassing is it to leave your porn on full blast? What about looking at Temu brand genderswap pills? Well, being stupid and stoned will do that to you. 🐍"
